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The Communication Rocks
The Communication Rocks
Human beings have done a lot with Rocks.
The Same Reason You Have Picked up a Rock and looked at it.
Because Free Speech Rocks.
Think Archaeology 101, Mostly !
Rocks and Stones have been sending messages from one Human to another since before the beginning of written Time.
Really Kind of Prehistoric and Truly almost Biblical.
Tweet Rocks, The Original Communication Device !
Today, People still Rock and are sometimes stoned.
IF you Really & Truly* do not understand this , For Sure !
Contact us Immediately.
We will send you a Free "Box of Rocks" to Study. **
Tweet Rocks are educational.
Limited supply to the first 101.
Can you Imagine Someone - Somewhere, Even in Metropolis, that Deserves a Box of Rocks Today. Friends or Family That need a challenge & a Gift. Someone that has everything, A Professor, A Celebrity, A Politician or A co-worker at the Office (anonymously or not) Your Neighbors (not the kids).
A "Who's Name Rocks" for That Really Special Someone.
Maybe Your-X or X Boss. Plus, We will put Your Uncensored Message on them to Make them Tweet Rocks (also make a Puzzle or Secret message) for You. Then, Ship Your Rocks off.
Gift Wrapping is always Available.
Be Creative. Be Expressive. Be Uncensored.
Triple Dog dare you !
Tweet Rock Someone Today.
Someone, Somewhere, Deserves a Box of Rocks Today.*
Tweet Rocks are Free Speech !
Let The Rocks Speak Your Message.
Get Your Rocks shipped off Today.
Please use Rocks Responsibly !
* International Shipping is Always A Special Order Only.
* * Yes, some very Outlandish Terms and Restrictions apply.
We want to make sure You Really study them. There is a Questionnaire to be filled out and WE need to let all your Family and Friends know you have them to Study. The Box of Rocks and Shipping is free to You. You must be a legal adult, also Reside in the Continental U.S.A.. Only one per Family and All Friends.
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